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SYLVIE

I'm not really allowed on the computer, as I'm only one year old. So let's just keep this to ourselves. My name is Sylvie SWF. I am 8 inches tall, weigh 5.5 pounds, and am slim and athletic. I love long walks on the beach, Lady Gaga, and bones. I reside with my parents, popularly known as Lenny and Stephanie. I have recently broken up with my bunny because I chewed his nose off and the stuffing all came out. Who knew? So I am looking for a guy with real substance. No children, please. My parents say I am absolutely and utterly darling. My mother calls me her little god-dog. My father yells at me for pooping on his 45's. Classy and purebred to sit on the knees of Emperors, I like a good steak from time to time. I am so effervescent and charming, I am a joy to be around. My main gig is babysitting Mom while Dad's away. She wants to add that I am also compassionate and caring. Must run soon as I have to go defecate in Dad's office many times before he gets home. So Banga, wherever you are...know I love you.

—Stephanie Kaye